haiku hour

Sometimes when I’m sitting in class at school I like to ignore the fact that I’d like a good future for myself and completely zone out. I do the IB and for those of you who don’t know what that is… it’s going to stay that way. We do a subject called ‘Theory of Knowledge’ where we discuss what knowledge is and other key issues relevant to my future (theory of knowledge teacher is obviously what I’m aiming for in life at this point). Of course, such a class demands that one doesn’t pay attention and thus I bring to you a quartet of haiku’s to satisfy your artistic palate. I hope they inspire you.

Haiku 1;

sitting in this room,

theory of knowledge class,

breathing in stale air.

Haiku 2;

what are things are things,

i can’t i can’t things can’t things,

i'm a cat meow.

Haiku 3;

sometimes i feel faint,

sometimes i eat pasta bake,

save me from myself.

Haiku 4;

haiku’s can rhyme too,

rhyme with glue and rhyme with jew,

jesus was a jew.